Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Thing of the Day...Tea Tree Chewing Sticks?



Toothpicks. Fixes all oral fixations. I gave some to my dad hoping he's quit smoking since his cancer. Helped me quit chewing my fingernails. That was turning into a painful habit, bloody, swollen, hang nails and shit.

Pick your teeth, chew one side till it falls apart, then swing it around. Treated in tee tree oil, these have a bite, could be described as spicy or a refreshing menthol kick. The company says you can chew one for fresh breath. And that's pretty much true. Great alternative to gum or mints for fresh breath.

Willy Wilson, Kansas City Royals centerfielder from the 80s, played with a toothpick hanging out of his mouth. Rumor was he swallowed it once diving for a ball. Don't swallow, but be cool like Willy because you kind of feel cool driving with a toothpick or talking to somebody with a stick wagging on your lip. Not your boss though, maybe somebody else.

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