Yes, Virginia, every day is Valentine's Day

Did you know that next April 3rd will be designated gas day? It's true. It's a celebratory push by the oil companies to make you really appreciate that viscous, smelly fluid stuff we pump into our gas tanks. So next April 3rd, pump twice as much! Fill your neighbor's tank, your coffee mug or just spray it on the street if you have to, but pump, pump, pump April 3rd away.

Don't be silly, every day is gas day, silly, don't be silly.