China on point

In an effort to address U.S. criticism of its human rights violations China today issued a firm 'you betta' check yo' self befo yo' wreck yo' self' to little bully brother Bush and the good 'ol boys. See China.

I think it's wise to not mess with China, especially as we hand over the majority of our product production based on U.S. raw materials on a silver platter. They have a major point in their recent allegations. The United States has puffed its chest in the last few decades and the world isn't getting any prettier.

During a flurry of press for his 75th birthday, Mikhail Gorbachev, the hugley unpopular ex-Soviet honcho, made the following statement: "Ending the Cold War was given as a gift" to the United States, but it only strengthened America's arrogance and unilateralism, he said. "The winner's complex is worse than an inferiority complex, because it's harder to cure." Gorbachev went on to say that "America needs its own perestroika" and that Bush made a huge error in Iraq.



"Yada yada yada." He didn't say that. I'm quoting myself and how I'm feeling right now.